machine is bored with love

slowly coming to grips with the fact that i won’t ever be truly satisfied until i become a literal god

minimalist sexting


me: πŸ‘…πŸ˜Ί?

her: πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

me: πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re β€œballing their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via death-classic)

(Source: doodooprincess, via pupcrew)

"you’re a pure bred and you’re acting like a mutt"

- my mom shaming my dog using classist rhetoric